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Dear whoever started the Chillsville tumblr, I think you may be my soulmate. Love, annie chillsville: This is Captain Ralph who runs the all you can eat seafood restaurant Craw and Order: Seafood Victims Unit on Spring St. where you can pile your plate high with crab cakes, fish sticks, lobster rolls, as well as hit up the salad bar which boasts 13 different flavors of Ranch dressing. There’s also a never-ending nacho cheese fountain, just in case that’s how you roll. Be sure to stop in Tuesdays at 7pm, when the signature cocktail, the “Arrrrrrrrr You Ready To Party?” (vodka, clamato, tartar sauce, garnished with peyote and a lemon wedge).

Dear whoever started the Chillsville tumblr,

I think you may be my soulmate.

Love,

annie

chillsville:

This is Captain Ralph who runs the all you can eat seafood restaurant Craw and Order: Seafood Victims Unit on Spring St. where you can pile your plate high with crab cakes, fish sticks, lobster rolls, as well as hit up the salad bar which boasts 13 different flavors of Ranch dressing. There’s also a never-ending nacho cheese fountain, just in case that’s how you roll.

Be sure to stop in Tuesdays at 7pm, when the signature cocktail, the “Arrrrrrrrr You Ready To Party?” (vodka, clamato, tartar sauce, garnished with peyote and a lemon wedge).

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Stella Shorts

Just found all of the Stella shorts in one place on vimeo.  I am in heaven.  Here are a few of my favorites:

“I just threw your dog out the window…I thought it would help, but I was wrong…I was dead WRONG and I will be the first person to admit it.”

David’s Cousin from TheState on Vimeo.

“WAIT! You can’t burn a baby!”  “Haven’t you heard of Vietnam? All we did over there was burn babies.  Now c’mon, give me a hand.”

The Woods (featuring Paul Rudd) from TheState on Vimeo.

The best one (too many good quotables in this one):

Santa Claus: ‘P.S. Check this box if you like Moesha’

Mrs. Claus: Ooh check it, we like Moesha!

Searching For Santa from TheState on Vimeo.

Find the rest here.

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